İ'm a middle aged gay man stuck in a young trans woman's body. İ'm a mediterranean auntie stuck in a young man's body. What İ'm trying to say is, İ am many different ppl. And many other different ppl seem to be stuck in me. So you understand how that would complicate my sex life
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ALTimage embedded in tweet is a full bin labeled "Free Condoms, Be Safe Today!", with the aro flag on both the label and each of the condom packets, next to a full bin labeled "Free Water Balloons, Have Fun Today!", doing the same thing with the ace flag.
This is in fact a funny joke, but it's worth noting that that condoms are stronger than balloons. I say this as someone who has taken a 3 pound bag of water to the face that did not explode.
scribbles in ace diary: Do not... throw... water dicks... at ppl... unless... you... can cover... their... medical bills....
