Mug²

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
vaspider
sophie531896273240810891

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

sophie531896273240810891

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i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

sophie531896273240810891

bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

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lew-basnight

I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.

Today I found a new bowl! In its center is a little hill with a little house. I will carry it down to the shore and fill it up, and whomever lives in that little house can have a tiny portion of my meal. I hope they have a nice bowl to put it in..

ir0n-angel

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high-pot-in-noose
brawltogethernow

Yes, I love fun Tumblr memes such as:

  • carcinization
  • Diogenes and Plato
  • copper fraud in ancient Babylon
  • The Cask of Amontillado
  • unionizing
  • color vision of shrimp
  • the trolley problem
  • Kellogg, founder of Kellogg’s
  • Maslow’s hierarchy of needs
  • the Ides of March
brawltogethernow

It gets annoying when a post blows up and different people make the same joke on it dozens of times. Not when somebody on this one doesn’t know what the Cask of Amontillado memes are and people offer to show them though. That’s still funny.

dietspam16

ok i tried going through the notes but couldn’t dig anything up so i’ll bite, what’s the cask of amontillado about?

wafflesthedragonslayer

Follow me into my wine cellar I’ll show you

high-pot-in-noose
cryptotheism

Your reaction to chatGPT instantly lets me know how easy it would be to trick you into thinking that you are haunted

cryptotheism

"omg it's literally alive!" Two beers, 45 minutes, deck of tarot cards, and I'm charging you 350$ for an exorcism.

cryptotheism

"I read an article that it's showing simple self-awareness" two days, mild preparation, hot and cold reading, I can get 60$ for joints laced with sacred sage

cryptotheism

"It's a multi-stage neural network we really shouldn't be calling an expert system an AI just yet" Ninety minutes, two glasses of wine, I can convince you to pay for dinner.